Perks of a Hawaiian Vacation

A Los Angeles radio station is giving away free trips to the Wailea Beach Marriott Resort and Spa on Maui.

When they promote the contest on the radio, they talk up the hotel and all its amenities.

The first thing they mention about the hotel?

The wonderful Wailea Beach Resort, complete with high-def flat screen TVs, beautiful ocean views and six pools!

I swear, I swear.

I really don’t make these things up.